What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 04:29
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is there so much evil in the world?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Stocks to Open Flat as Trade Pact Details Awaited: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Everyone loved it.
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)